First, republicans demanded that president Obama release his birth certificate. When he did, they demanded that he release his long form version. When he did, they began demanding his college transcripts.

Now Obama opponents are demanding to see Obama's arcade game scores, claiming that a real American-born male his age should have spent time in video arcades in the late 70s and early 80s and should have records of his high scores. They are demanding that old Midway arcade cabinets be opened up and audited to check for Obama's initials on high score lists. "Any red-blooded American male at that time was sitting around arcades playing Asteroids, Space Invaders, Joust, Defender or Donkey Kong. Even Pac Man cabinets should show evidence of Obama having been there", said Jim Bob Jenkins, President of Pac-rs Against Obama. Why haven't we ever seen the initials BHO in any high score lists? That's really suspicious. Every real American guy who was in the country in those years had a high score in one of those games at some point. So what gives? What is he hiding by not releasing his PAC Man scores? Was he spending his time playing at Jihad instead of Joust? And does this country want a president that never played Donkey Kong in office? "