Can you come up with a better name for a food chain owned by a person who is proud of his intolerance toward gays?

My vote is for Chick-FiL-A-TUS, because once that food has a chance to digest, that and some empty calories are all you are left with.

My second favorite - Chick-Fil-Anus - because after the flatus, the next stop is the bathroom.

Third?  Chick-Fell-Atus, b/c anti-gay bigots are a bunch of Koch suckers.

What's your favorite nickname?