The messiah has returned, in yet another lackluster appearance this week.  This time he was spotted in a moldy shower stall in Texas:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-family-finds-image-jesus-christ-moldy-shower-article-1.1089644

Once upon a time God seemed to have a real knack for creating miracles. He could part the red sea, impregnate virgins, heal the sick, raise the dead, feed thousands of people with a few fish, turn water into wine, walk on water, and turn staves into serpents. Has God lost his magic touch? Is he suffering from job related stress or a lack of confidence?  Perhaps so, since it appears that the only miracle he can manage these days is appearing in moldy shower stalls or on pieces of burnt toast -- and if you ask me, I think that even the toast miracle is suspect.  He probably just bought one of those "Holy Toast Bread Stamps" available for $3.99 + shipping and handling off the internet.

Sigh.  They just don't make miracles like they used to.