Do men deserve equality?

As a woman, I have a hard time believing that men can function correctly without vaginas.  I admit that I often find myself mistrusting their judgment; after all, how is one capable of thinking clearly without possessing this essential organ?  Take driving, for example.  Men are known to be poor drivers - they have more accidents, get into far more road rage incidents, and their higher insurance costs demonstrate this.  Why is their driving record so poor?  It's the lack of a vagina.  A person simply can't operate a motor vehicle if they do not possess the proper genitalia.  In fact, their judgement is so impaired that they actually believe THEY are the better drivers.  Poor things.

I have also read studies that suggest that fewer males are attending college, and among those that do attend, graduation rates are down.  Why is anyone surprised by this?  Men don't have vaginas!  How are they supposed to compete with the rest of us who were born fully intact and in possession of this hallowed body part?  Do you really expect a male to be able to comprehend such subjects as English Lit, Philosophy, Chemistry or College Algebra without female genitalia? Even employers are hiring fewer males.  They probably recognize that when they hire a vaginaless person, they are paying the same salary for a person with fewer body parts - which is why I am against equal pay for equal work.  A person can never turn in equal work if that vagina is absent. It might actually be better if men were to stay home and cultivate those things that they are good at and that do not require the proper genitalia to complete - cooking, cleaning, taking care of children, killing bugs, opening jars, yardwork, etc.

Now, please do not think that I am advocating that men are lesser beings (even though they are, in a very real, anatomical sense).  I am just advocating showing the proper respect for males and their natural-born roles.  Keeping them at home where their disability is less noticeable - and is even an asset - is a sign of utmost respect.  I am actually advocating putting them upon a pedestal.  After all, we as a society need to protect those among us that a born with disabilities, and we need to let them live as fulfilled a life as possible.  Of course, we women will be the ones to tell men what they ought to be considered "fulfilling" - without a vagina, they are likely to believe in silly notions like "equality", and to think that leaving the home and reentering the workforce is in their best interests, but we know better. We have vaginas.