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The Pirates of The Caribbean star Johnny Depp was hoping to rival The X Factor with his new song "Jesus Stag Night Club," but it seems that his bid for a Christmas chart success has got him into trouble with Christians.
Lee Douglas, spokesman for the religious activist group The Christian Coalition, has pronounced judgment on Depp, saying "he will burn in hell for his filth."
Johnny Depp will burn in hell, says Christian Coalition spokesman
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How would Lee Douglas know anything about it? He's not a "Real Christian™."
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#1 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 7:02 AM ESTI wonder what the outburst would have been if he had the balls to title it Allah Stag Night Club?
Bet he would have gotten much more attention and real threats. Pretty similar to the cartoonist who hid for his life in I think it was Sweden or something. I think it was in poor taste and he should have known it would offend some people.
I dont plan to listen to it and "sigh" I still think he is a great actor.
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There would have been plenty of outrage from the Muslims.
The bigger question and more intriguing question is what would have been what the "Real Christians" have said about it then!
Bottom line, all of the religions need to get over themselves!
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Yeah I'm sure Mr. Depp is sure worried about this clown and his opinion...while sitting on his private island.
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#2 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 7:34 AM ESTI thought the whole "Prosperity Gospel" shtick meant that since Johnny Depp is rich and famous he *must* be favored by God. Or did I miss the "richer = more Christian" message people like the Christian Coalition keeps sending out?
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It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world
and how many people have been slapped in the face by the rantings of these groups?
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Or did I miss the "richer = more Christian" message people like the Christian Coalition keeps sending out?
Good point!
and how many people have been slapped in the face by the rantings of these groups?
Touche'!
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Rightwing christians like these clowns are a goofy lot. They don't bother w/ Jesus' concern about the poor, they read Leviticus rather than the Sermon on the Mt. they see a constitutional marriage amendment more important that taking care of poor children, they see *profit rather than Prophets" in the gospels - if they actually read them. The agonize over the war on christmas which is perpetrated actually by the capitalist class and then gleefully pepper spray or shot patrons at wally world others in order to get a cheap trinket. They save a small % at wally world and complain that the 99% is too lazy to work, not realizing that wally world sells mostly cheap knock off Chinese goods (and poor wages and no benefits for its workers).
This is the group to follow when trying to get a clear explanation of things.
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#3 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 7:51 AM ESTlately, the Christians are in an uproar over "Holiday Trees" it seems they are offendeded that people don't call them by their true name...
Winter Solstice Trees!!! exposing the war on Christmas has exposed the who is waging the war and who the real victims are..... these Alleged Christians are not the victims of any war on Christmas
Merry Commercemas
didn't he play willy wonka, which sells Choc Easter eggs and bunnys, and even Chocolate Santa's?? Johhny is going to heaven for sure!!!!!!!!!
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At the rate of condemnation getting thrown around by all these Christian groups who isn't going to be burning in hell?
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#4 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 8:46 AM ESTRygar wrote:
At the rate of condemnation getting thrown around by all these Christian groups who isn't going to be burning in hell?
Everybody but them. I just can't imagine spending so much of my time basically being a @!$%#ing busybody.
Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who goes to heaven, and St. Peter is showing him around the different rooms.
"Here's the Lutherans, and here's the Unitarians, and over there's the Methodists."
They come up to a locked door, and the guy says, "What's in there?"
St. Peter says, "Oh, we can't go in there. That's where the Catholics are, and they think they're the only ones here."
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I am sure there will be a long line to enter Hell. I can see many many Bishops, Monsignors and Popes in that line since they all seem to be disregarding their duties as they live in mansions, eating abundant food, drinking spirits and all in all living lives of the lavish when they have all taken a vow of poverty. And then Evangelicals that build Crystal Palaces and drive luxury cars. Makes one wonder...
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#5 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 9:26 AM ESTWow, this guy and his friends really do need to do some serious reading on what Jesus said. I think there's a book on that. Pretty easily found too, its in just about every store that has a book section.
What's it called again?.... Oh yeah, the bible. New testament section. Its a real interesting read actually. Those twits just might learn something good.
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#6 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 9:49 AM ESTburn in MYTHICAL "HELL", eh? Of course, maybe they are talking about HELL, Michigan.
christian coalition... idiots gathered together to increase the herd and the $$ coming to the church.
That "herd increase and the associated MONEY" is the ONLY reason organized religion EXISTS
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#7 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 10:09 AM ESTDo they have some sort of check off list that tells them who goes to hell?
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#8 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 10:24 AM ESTYes. In a curious coincidence, the list corresponds to the list of people who have NOT given them donations.
:)
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yeah-us BRUTHUH - call us right now at Broadway 529 to make your donation for your continued well being and GUAR-N-TEE that y'awl will not go to HELL. Operators are waiting for your call...
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Realllllll Christians don't watch movies, listen to music, go on the internet.
Oops.
Guess this one broke protocol.
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#9 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 12:01 PM ESTThanks for the heads up; now I'll look for the song on Itunes.
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#10 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 12:04 PM ESTReally, these people never learn. They just bring more attention to these things by complaining and screaming about hellfire and damnation.
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..and yet they let Homer Simpson slide because he works in a nuclear plant.
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Can't wait for the album that spoofs some islamic deity, now that would take balls.
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#11 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 12:27 PM ESTYou may want to check out Jeff Dunham. He does a damn good job of it.
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Yeah, more balls than going after some actor over some ridiculous song, eh?
Because that sure as hell doesn't take balls.
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We need more people like Jeff Dunham in this world.
Smart people that can make dummies make fun of the dumb things smart people do.
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Jeff Dunham does do a excellent job!. The difference between the Christian coalition and Islamics is the christians will tell you your going to hell, the islamics might send you there( that is if there really is a hell ). Well thankfully we can still make songs and such about whatever we want, unless of course it offends some hot topic group.( used to be the hot topic group were christians ).
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Why is everything that comes out of these people's mouths hatred? Can't they once espouse some form of Christian love? Don't they realize that the more they act like this, the more people will leave organized religion?
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#12 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 12:31 PM ESTAll I hope is that I'm burning in hell with him (Depp)!!!!!
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#13 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 2:34 PM ESTCount me in.
He is a brilliant producer. Saw "HUGO" this past weekend. What a brilliant production.
But, of course, I am sure there are Christian coalitions dissecting that movie to find even sub-atomic sized morsel of something to claim it's anti-Christian and it must be boycotted.
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Count me in also....and, hubby doesn't mind how I swoon when I see him!
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hubby doesn't mind how I swoon when I see him!
My personal feeling is that Depp is so hot even the straightest guy can't help stealing a look. ;)
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He is HOT. Brilliant mind, wonderfully creative, great actor, and oh so cute to look at.
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Good looking- check
Successful- check
Lovely (gorgeous) girlfriend- check
Beautiful children- check
Home in the south of France- check
Worried about these quacks- NOPE!
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#14 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 3:23 PM ESTHow do these wackos know who's going to heaven and who's going to hell? Certainly there are so-called "good Christians" who are shoveling coal in the afterlife instead of floating in heaven with feather wings.
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#15 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 7:49 PM ESTHow do these wackos know who's going to heaven and who's going to hell?
They've been stealing peeks at the "Naughty" and "Nice" lists. Unfortunately I think they have them mixed up.
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Hypocrite Christians pray to an imaginary God, (good or evil, I don't know and neither do they) to
change his plan for the world. If God has a plan and you pray for him or her to change it so you
can have your way, well I think you lost your way. I'm not going to prejudge here but I have as
much right to guess who will or will not go to heaven. I don't claim to be holy or righteous. I
just don't think the christians have any idea about what they are doing. The things that I have
heard lately for the GOP is so far from what the teachings of Jesus were about, that I doubt
any of these self proclaimed christians will get to heaven or hell for that matter. My favorite
thing about Jesus is "Jesus Christ Super star" the broadway musical. The music was great, the
message clear and the questions raised have kept me thinking about Jesus the superstar as
something to sing about.
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#16 - Mon Dec 5, 2011 11:20 PM EST"Johnny Depp will burn in hell, says Christian Coalition spokesman"
Undoubtedly. And as he is a gentleman and a scholar, he will save this clown a seat.
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