LaBarbera, a radical anti-gay activist known for taking his campaign against the "homosexual activist agenda" to ridiculous lengths, is concerned that gay TSA workers may become secretly "turned on" while patting-down a traveler of the same sex. He raises the terrifying specter of male travelers getting "groped" by "Barney Frank" and female travelers getting a lesbian pat-down from "Ellen DeGeneres." Haha. No, really.