It seems that three of the most vocal conservative media characters have all been afflicted with a malady. Glenn Beck just announced that he might be going blind and is having trouble focusing his eyes (although he's not much better at focusing his mind, either); Rush Limbaugh is deaf (self-inflicted, of course, caused by his massive drug habit); and Sarah Palin was apparently born irreparably dumb. (Unfortunately for the world, her "dumbness" is not the classic "dumb" as in "mute". I'm sure we would all prefer it if that was the case. No, her "dumbness' is the more dangerous kind. Rank stupidity.)

Is it merely coincidence that these three media whores all have physical problems, or is there some kind of cosmic karmic action at play? I do not believe in the concept of a god, but for those of you who do, do you believe God has something to do with this? Either karma or god is trying to tell these three fools something. They are the three people conservatives laud the most as "folk heroes" or "Saviours". It is definitely ironic that the three of them put together are blind, deaf and dumb...